“The nation that leads in space will shape the future of humanity,” the declaration says, and pledges that America will carry the values of faith, freedom and individual liberty into an interplanetary civilization.

He would love to bring stories of blue-eyed, blonde-haired baby Jesus and other Christian nationalist ideals to the vast corners of the universe.

Now would be a good time for the Grays to show up in their saucers and beam this fucker up into the cold vacuum of space.