#Links
September 22, 2026
September 21, 2026
Napster Is Back, and It Wants to Digitally Clone Teachers (opens in a new tab)
“We’re not at the point yet where AI can fully replace humans, and therefore we want to leverage that technology overlaid on top of humans to get the most of it.
Obviously the entire premise of replacing human teachers with AI is ridiculous. But I’ve never understood why you don’t just start a new company instead of re-purposing the name of an old one. It’s like if Blockbuster came back as a fintech startup.
Endgame for the Open Web (opens in a new tab)
I saw Mike Masnick’s recent piece where he argued that one of the things that might enable a resurgence of the open web might be… AI.
Times are changing, sure. I think Mike makes a great point though: it does lower the barrier of entry to build a website for someone without years of coding experience. A lot of the ecosystem around ATProto is vibe coded and it’s one of the most solid, open, decentralized Twitter alternatives. And aside from that, lots of people hate AI. The whole indie web thing has been thriving as more and more people are stepping away from corporate social media sites with AI-everything.
Ultimately I think, if given the choice, people will pick home-cooked, locally-grown, heart-felt digital meals over factory-farmed fast food technology every time.
People are going to overwhelmingly opt for fast food. It’s convenient, more affordable, and all the questionable ingredients make it addictive as hell. I’ve always thought using AI is like eating meat when you know it’s more humane and ethical to be a vegan. I hate to say it, but I’m not a vegan.
I would never use AI to generate a blog post or an essay, as you can probably tell by my mediocre writing skills, but I also don’t think it’s going to usher in the end times.
William Shatner Takes Riot Fest by Storm, Previews Metal Album (opens in a new tab)
Shatner addressed the Riot Fest crowd by telling them he was approached by Cleopatra Records to do a metal album, and his response was “What the fuck is heavy metal?,” which led directly to the album title, What the F Is Heavy Metal? He also noted that the album will be released sometime in the winter.
September 20, 2026
Devastated Ed Sheeran claims his own family ‘abandoned’ him amid Gaza row (opens in a new tab)
“Everyone’s telling me to cancel and I’m feeling all of my friends and family and people I know abandon me,” he said.
“Everyone’s an asshole but me” —Ed Sheeran
September 19, 2026
Flock Offers Employees Buyouts as Customers Flee (opens in a new tab)
Applications for Flock’s voluntary severance program opened Friday, and employees have until October 2 to decide whether to leave the company.
Read that as “voluntary surveillance program” at first glance. That would be silly though. Flock’s dystopian surveillance program is strictly non-voluntary for the people of ‘Merica. Feels good to finally see them in the “finding out” phase of fucking around.
September 18, 2026
Saw this on Hacker News: Who is in space?
A neat little website that shows a name and portrait of every astronaut currently in space, and how long they’ve been up there. There are 10 humans living off-planet as I write this. Technically, I guess, it’s doxxing. But you need a rocket to reach them.
Edit: according to Boing Boing, I think I posted the copycat site:
Another copycat site is doing the rounds, so I thought the original (which includes a little more info) deserved a reminder. I’m also considering starting a website titled How Many Websites Tell You How Many People Are In Space Right Now.
Here’s the original site, according to the above article I’m assuming is probably accurate.
…way to make me feel like a tool, Boing Boing.
Ohio Man breaks free from handcuffs, punches deputies, and attempts courthouse escape (opens in a new tab)
Just moments after being sentenced to one year in prison, Reaggle managed to break free of his handcuffs and punch the officer in the face. He then took of running, knocking another officer to the ground.
Why are these things always in Ohio 😆 I swear, even the random true crime and body cam videos I stumble across on YouTube; if they’re not from Ohio, they’re from Florida. Every time.
September 17, 2026
Bought for $30 at an Estate Sale, This Long-Lost Gertrude Abercrombie Painting Could Now Fetch $250,000 (opens in a new tab)
This is exactly the kind of come up I need. I should go to more estate sales 👀
Pentagon details ‘enormous’ problems as Marines' boots fall apart in the Arctic (opens in a new tab)
American-made boots issued to U.S. Marines began falling apart within days during training in the Arctic, forcing some troops from the field and leaving commanders scrambling for replacements.
This might be a hot take, but “Made in the USA” rarely translates to quality in my experience. We are not the manufacturing powerhouse we were 50 years ago. I’d trust a pair of Chinese-made Doc Marten fashion boots in the Arctic before some off-brand combat boots that won a Pentagon contract simply because they were made here and priced low enough.
RIP Chad. Will definitely be rocking out to some NFG tonight, starting with the Sticks and Stones record. Fuck cancer ☹️