Notes for July 15, 2026

Orange-lipped monkey that roars and snorts deep in Congo rainforest is new species to science via Live Science

New monkey who dis 🙊

Ancient Egyptians Believed That These Newly Discovered Gold Tongues Allowed the Dead to Communicate in the Afterlife via Smithsonian Mag

Well this is a lot more sane than injecting it into your body while you're still alive...

How to avoid getting cyclosporiasis—and why washing lettuce may not be enough via Scientific American

Follow my revolutionary diet of gas station roller grill items and various deep fried meats and cheeses and you'll be just fine.

Startup Developes Micro-Drones Capable of Shooting Down Insects in Mid-Air via Oddity Central

Alex Toussaint and Clovis Piedallu, the engineers behind Tornyol, hope to one day use swarms of these micro-drones to eliminate mosquitoes from whole urban areas, with 10 of them capable of clearing one square kilometer of the winged blood-suckers.

95-Year-Old William Shatner to Play Riot Fest with Metal Backing Band via Consequence

This dude never stops lol. One of the GOATs.